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Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Constable Richard Scott MacKinley
Monday, December 16, 2013
Luck
Luck
This
story is not my property. I wrote it,
but the material came from audiotapes I transcribed for my cousin Sandy some
time ago. She is writing a biography of
her father’s life and the following tale is one among many on the tapes. It may be the most amazing story I know, but
other than possibly sharing it with a few friends and family it is never going
any further. As I said, it is not
mine...
June 2002 (minor update 2010)
Howard Neighbor
Good people are not always lucky and lucky
people are not always good. Often the
reverse is true. My uncle Hersch
however, was both. In fact he was the
luckiest man I ever knew. He didn’t
gamble and never won a lottery; but he did have his life saved by a stroke of
fortune that leaves a million dollars looking thin as a politician’s
promise.
Some who believe in Providence might say
it happened because Hersch was a good man.
If so, it sure wasn’t due to his piety.
He did not go to church. He smoked hand-rolled cigarettes from the time
he was a boy and he could cuss the stripes off a skunk. Though not a drinker, if called on Hersch
would hold up his end there too.
Anyway, God-bothering, teetotaling and
refusing to say shit with a mouthful are suspect measures of goodness at
best. Hersch was a good man because he
had a generous spirit. He was a good
friend to his friends, a good father to his children and a good husband to his
wife. He was honest in business and treated others with kindness and
respect. And he was a good uncle to me.
No, I do not think being a good man has
anything to do with this story. I only mention it because genuinely decent
people are always rare as desert rain. Hersch died several years ago; in case
no one else ever says so again in print, I have and now it is done.
This happened in 1937. Hersch was thirty-one, married with an infant
son and struggling to survive the Great Depression. Pictures of him around that age reveal that
up to the day he died at eighty-eight his appearance never changed much. He was a pleasant looking man, with dark hair
and sharp, deeply tanned features. Small
in stature, he remained slim, wiry and muscular, with astounding
endurance. Hersch was more than lucky;
he was physically the toughest man I ever knew.
There are other tales about that, but I have digressed enough.
Hersch learned to endure early. He grew up on a hardscrabble pioneer
homestead in midwestern Alberta. By the
age of nine he was hunting rabbits and anything else he could find to help feed
his family. His success usually meant
that he, his mother and younger siblings (including my father) ate potatoes and
meat that day rather than just potatoes.
By sixteen he was on his own. He took up a small homestead but it was not
enough to support him so he learned horse-trading and became a skilled
horseman. Already a competent hunter, in
later years Hersch would be a well-known and highly respected outfitter and
hunting guide in British Columbia. At
the time of this story he was wrangling horses for an outfitter named Bert
Wilkins who worked out of Jasper, Alberta.
Wilkins was taking a party of dudes on a
summer trip into the Rocky Mountains. They would be away for almost forty days.
Their first goal was Mt. Alexander McKenzie, nearly two hundred kilometres
northwest of Jasper, in eastern British Columbia. The party consisted of
Wilkins, a cook, two other wranglers, three teenage boys, seven teenage girls
and a middle-aged woman who was group organizer and chaperone. In addition to riding mounts, they had thirty
or more packhorses.
That sort of summer holiday was common back
then for young people whose parents could afford it. By the time they returned
in late August summer in the mountains would be ending with night-frosts and
possibly light snow.
As they were leaving Jasper Hersch’s
horse, one he called “a knot headed maverick”, had spooked and fallen on him
bruising his right foot. Almost before
the trip began he was
in trouble, though it would be over a week
before he realized how much.
The party headed roughly northwest into
the mountains. They probably followed
the railroad out of Jasper for a day or two before climbing from the lodgepole
pine and spruce forest of the valley into higher country. Soon they would be in dense spruce and balsam
timber surrounded by towering, snowy peaks. Their path would take them across
roaring streams and alongside icy, emerald lakes. In a few days they would be in rolling alpine
meadows carpeted with spectacular wildflowers. There would be black bear,
caribou and marmots to see and grizzlies to watch out for. First-timer or veteran, every mountain
excursion is unique and unforgettable.
A few days out Hersch’s foot began to
hurt. At first he ignored it; there was
little he could do anyway. By now
medical help was far behind them. He
kept riding and working as they moved deeper into the wilderness. And his foot worsened. Soon he could only get his boot on because in
the mountains they wore lace-ups rather than the riding kind. Even that was difficult. After supper, once camp was set up and the
dudes and horses settled in, he would soak his foot in a cold stream or
mountain lake.
One evening Hersch saw a red streak
creeping up his ankle and realized how serious his trouble was. He told his boss. Wilkins had a little medical knowledge and
examined the foot. He agreed Hersch had
blood poisoning and told him to start soaking in hot water instead of cold, but
other than that there was nothing anyone could do.
Next day they reached Mt. Alexander
McKenzie and camped on its eastern slopes.
After supper, as Hersch sat soaking his painfuly swollen foot, two
Indians rode into camp. They told
Wilkins they were scouting trail for another holidaying outfit from Grande
Prairie, roughly a week’s ride northeast.
The scouts said they were set up an hour
away at Kakwa Lake with a fairly large group: nineteen dudes, mostly students
from a Montreal Jesuit college. But the
remarkable news was they had a doctor with them. Bert insisted Hersch ride to the other camp right
away. He agreed, but not until he
finished his evening chores. As I said,
a tough man...
At that latitude midsummer twilight can
last till nearly ten o’clock. It was
after eight when Hersch and the scouts reached the other camp. It was set up in a meadow by the lake and he
recalled there were several tents and perhaps seventy horses.
The doctor was in fact a surgeon and he
quickly confirmed Hersch had septicemia.
He explained that when the horse fell on him it bruised foot bones,
which had abscessed. Antibiotics were years away. Immediate surgery, he declared, was imperative.
The only treatment was to drain the abscess and scrape the bone and surrounding
tissue clean of infection. Untreated,
septicemia is almost always fatal. The
doctor assured Hersch he carried equipment to perform anything up to and
including an appendectomy.
Hersch protested. “I can’t have an
operation. I’m working!”
The response was blunt and over fifty
years later Hersch recalled the exact words.
“It’s up to you. I either operate
or you get on that damn horse you just got off of and head for the railroad.
But I don’t think you are going to make it.
Even if you do, you are going to lose that leg!”
“It would have taken eight days” Hersch
admitted, “I knew that, hell, I wasn’t going out. So I told him sharpen up your butcher knife
and at her we go!”
They operated that night in a tent. Three young students stood around a camp
table holding large flashlights and a fourth administered ether. It apparently took a lot. Even when they thought he was out, Hersch
recalled the doctor remarking how tough he was and saying that to compare him
to people they knew was like comparing a collie to a timber wolf. The student administering the ether was
concerned about how much it was taking and the last thing Hersch remembered was
the doctor saying perhaps he was a heavy drinker and that might account for it.
He woke up sometime in the night. Two students were with him. Hersch allowed it was one of the most
embarrassing moments of his life: he was cussing the daylights out of all of
them for calling him a drunk. He fell
asleep again and when he woke late the next morning, the surgeon and students
had already gone. He was still groggy
and did not think to ask the doctor’s name, so he never was able to contact
him. For the rest of his life Hersch
regretted failing to thank him and saying all those terrible things about him
and the young men who had saved his life.
Of course he knew people coming out of anesthetic often do that sort of
thing, but it still bothered him.
Around noon his boss came, helped Hersch
onto his horse and took him back to their camp.
They stayed an extra day. One of
the crew made Hersch a sort of white oilcloth moccasin to cover the bandage and
he rode like that for several days, doing light camp duty. Within a week he had the bandage off and was
back at his regular job. He did admit
though, he limped for a while.
.............................
So how about those odds? In an area of unbroken wilderness twice the
size of Switzerland, how likely would two groups of riders be to cross
paths? Remember, this happened over
seventy years ago; barely thirty thousand people lived in that entire part of
the world. Virtually all were in small
communities scattered along the edges of the wilderness. Sound like slim odds? Look closer and they soar out of sight.
In one group is a man whose life depends
on the skills of a surgeon. Even
assuming there would be one in the other group -- wildly unlikely -- what are
the chances he would carry surgical tools?
Add the timing of the meeting. Even
two more days would have been too late.
By then the best doctor in the best hospital in the world could not have
saved Hersch without antibiotics, which did not yet exist. In comparison a million dollar lottery win
looks like pretty small beer.
Providence? Perhaps.
All I know is Hersch lived and the world had the benefit of one more
good man’s presence for another fifty-seven years.
A brief postscript: a few years before
Hersch died, he developed diabetes. Gangrene soon infected the same leg the
unknown surgeon had saved so many years before.
This time, in a bright and modern hospital, a sober faced doctor spoke
to him in grave tones. “Mr. Neighbor”,
he said, “I am afraid we must amputate your right leg just below the knee.”
He must have been shocked by Hersch’s
instant reply: “Then let’s get on with it and cut the damn thing off!” Of course, the doctor had no way of knowing
that leg had been walking around on borrowed time for over half a century...
- fin
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Sunday, December 8, 2013
A Child's Revelation
“What do know about God?”, my brother "Bubs" asked as we were heading across the morning field in search of cattle. back in the spring of 1954.
After pondering for a dozen steps, I answered quietly, “Not much.”
“Well, you know, He can see everything that you do.”
“Everything?”
“Everything. Like when you're jacking off, and lying, and reading my comics before me, and mouthing off to the folks.”
“ What's Jacking off?”
“It's like casting your seed to the wind; read the bible, it's all in there,” you little shit, “and God doesn't like it when you do things that are forbidden. Not at all.”
“What happens when I piss God off?”
“He will strike you down on the spot.”
“Like right now, with a bolt of Lighting, probably.”
“And when you're sleeping with a heart attack, probably,”
“or maybe drown you, but He usually reserves that when He has a lot of people to rub out all at once.”
“Wow!”
As an after thought, he added, “Flood, Big flood! Higher than the Dore Mountain! Drowning rats, all of them! Serves them right.”
“Wow!”
“Lipping off!”, he added.
I was more than scared. I could the hand of doom pressing my right shoulder... Just this morning I went through his comics, hidden under the bed, and read one; a brand spanking new one. That he was yet to read, one the most heinous acts the you can imagine. He would rip my lungs out, my own brother, not to mention what God would do!
“Women!”, he added with an evil, yet reverential look on his kisser.
Now I had something to worry about, that's for sure.
“Thinking. He knows what you think. It's like doing, for what you think, so thinking is like your doing.” he said, “No difference.”
“So I think about something god-awful and I might-as-well go and do it?
He give me a punch, “You're toast anyway, the I see it, but He might prolong your death if you play that game. Like throwing you off the barn and giving you time to see the ground racing up to meet you.”
My life was looking bleak now, for shure.
“That's what I would do to you.”, he smiled...
If I think, God will hear it. Why didn't I hear about this before? Over the years I must have thought a million thoughts that God wouldn't want to hear. A million that I knew were suspect, and maybe a million more I had know idea about the severity of. A million more I knew were just plain wrong.
Reading me like a book, he went to say, “ 'Course you didn't know, so God figures your innocent as grass 'till now. "
“So that's why He didn't rip you head off sooner.” , he added.
Swelling up, he went on to say, “I'm here to tell about God, so that you can be saved.”
Now serious like the dickens, “Now you know. Just remember, from this day forward, you are no longer innocent, and you're gonna be answerable to your sins. ”
Now a bit modlin, he says, “I'm telling you as a brother, for you own good.”
Over breakfast, I guess I wasn't my usual chipper self, and I did two things out of character. I asked my Dad if he would show me the Bible, and give me some pointers.
I asked my Mother if she needed help with anything.
“You feeling all right?” said Dad.
“Snork!”, said my brother.
Mother had no words to say. Needless to say, I was a little angel that week. A real angel. Godly even.
I wouldn't say Shit if I had a mouth full. No tricks on my sister. No looking at the livestock fucking. (It was spring you know.)
“Stealing!”, he whispered.
"Help with the chores!" he chimed.
“No card games”, he chortled.
After a week or two, I figured I was on the road to salvation, having read the bible, (or parts anyway), memorized the the ten commandments where my father said it was most important thing to do, and follow them of course, and chuckles when he explains “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, ass, and what have you.”
Well, so far so good; the neighbors had no ass, no grain, and his wife looked like hell on wheels. A real nightmare, so I usually had no thoughts of coveting her. The daughter, maybe. But we just wrastled and fought so I wouldn't call that coveting, exactly. My Daddy said 'coveting' was like “wanting” 'till your head fills up with it, so since right now I can take it or leave it, I'm good. No sweat, like I said, I'm on the road to salvation.
Until, me and Bubs were moseying through the goddamn field again.
He pipes up and says, “Remember when I told you about God Almighty?”
“Do I, yes, Boy oh boy do I, for shure!”
“There is no God.”, he says quietly
“What?”
“ I made it all up.”
“No God?”
“Not even a smidgen”
“What about the Bible?”, I hesitantly inquired.
“That was written by some dudes in robes in their spare time to keep everybody in line.”
“My Daddy says that you if rip a page out of the bible, God Will strike you down.”, I added.
“His Bible, Pop's Bible, you twerp! I did that once and God had nothing to with the licking!”
“You tore a page out of the Bible?”, I said reverently.
“There's a page in the Bible, or used to be, where if you take a key, and put the key on that page, the key will turn, depending on the nature of a question you say out loud.
“Boy, oh Boy”
“So I wanted to show my girlfriend. When Dad wanted to show some people, he couldn't find the page, so that why he said that.”
“No God?'
“You're on your own. Do whatever you want...”
“No sins?”
“No.”
“No mind reading?”
“What do you think? That somebody is going to give a shit what you think, let alone read you mind?”,
he smiled then, and looked up at the sky.
“Life don't work that way...”
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